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Wayne Doesn’t Have Your Cell Phone!...

Wayne Doesn’t Have Your Cell Phone!

Wayne Dobson and Sprint, the cell phone provider, both have a problem....

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So, How Bad Is The Economy?

So, How Bad Is The Economy?

Back in the Jurassic when I was a young patrolman workin’ a “below...

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Some Days Nothing Goes Right

Some Days Nothing Goes Right

Dwayne Doolan, 31, and co-conspirator Peter Welsh, 32, had singled out...

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They Can’t Read, Ya Morons!

They Can’t Read, Ya Morons!

Nanny-state officials in Gravesham Borough, England, are learning an...

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Care For A Little Pepper With Your P...

Care For A Little Pepper With Your Package, Sir?

In San Francisco, Sonya Yu and her neighbors were fed up with an arrogant...

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Taking Arachnophobia To The Extreme

Taking Arachnophobia To The Extreme

Hey, lots of people have a touch of arachnophobia — fear of spiders — but...

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Caught On The Rebound

Caught On The Rebound

An unnamed light-footed thief in Geraldton, Australia, was leading local cops...

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The Brief Happy Life Of The “N...

The Brief Happy Life Of The “Ninja Bandit”

Michael Wehbe, a 20-year-old clerk at a Dairy Queen in Las Vegas, was duly...

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Don’t Stomp On That One!

Don’t Stomp On That One!

He’s A Government Employee! Think twice before you stomp that cockroach...

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Credit Cards Accepted – Someti...

Credit Cards Accepted – Sometimes

Do you take plastic? Before you say “yes,” think about getting paid in...

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Taking Lessons From Slime Mold

Taking Lessons From Slime Mold

As a cop I dealt with a lot of slime mold — or at least, humanoids who sure...

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No Sniffer Dogs Needed

No Sniffer Dogs Needed

Three trucks, five men and 9 1/2 tons of contraband almost made it out of...

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Hold The Lettuce And Tomato – ...

Hold The Lettuce And Tomato – And Double The Bacon

It’s true and we all know it: Anything’s better with bacon. “Bacon is...

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Got The Box And Lost The Jewels

Got The Box And Lost The Jewels

That’s an old saying among old-school thieves. It refers to a bungled crime:...